What a great idea - but it will never happen

Another clever idea, obviously started by someone like me - getting OLD and GRUMPY!!!

Dear Ms Gillard,

Here is an idea! Lets put pensioners in jail and prisoners in nursing homes.

This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc. and they would receive money instead of pay it out

They would have constant video monitoring so they could be helped instantly if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing washed, ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring them meals and snacks.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, cable tv, a pool and education.

Simple clothes, shoes, slippers, pj’s and legal aid would be free, on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an outside exercise yard, with gardens.

Each senior would have their own PC, TV, radio and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

　

　

The criminals would get cold food, be left alone and unsupervised.

Lights off at 8pm and showers once a week.

They would pay $600 per week to live in a tiny room.

There would be no hope of getting out.

　

　

Think about this....if you don’t want to forward this for fear of offending someone then...YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!!!!!

It is time for us grumpy old Australians to speak up.