Simple Solution for Illegal Immigrants

Well I think it is a simple solution.  Every person who arrives here illegally, without papers, is immediately exchanged for a person waiting in a refugee camp/centre.  These people, mainly, have their correct documents, have gone through the correct and legal channels, and are now waiting patiently (usually years) for their names to be called.  Just because they have chosen to do things lawfully, or they do not have the money to pay smugglers, they have been left to languish, and forgotten by the do-gooders in Australia, while others demand to be accepted.  Every child who is sent here unaccompanied must be returned immediately to Indonesia and placed in the hands of child welfare, and their parents should be charged with child abuse and deception.  Of course there will be people accusing me of being racist, etc, etc, but I'm beyond caring because our country is slowing and systematically being F****D and I don't understand what being Australian is anymore!

Another pathetic performance

Well Saints, you've done it again.  You are the masters of underachieving.  The Saints followers mantra is "there is always next year", but hey, c'mon you guys, some people don't have many "next years" left!!!
There is so much backward passing that I'm sure more than half the team think they are playing rugby.  I always thought the aim of the game was to kick more goals than the opposition, but that is extremely hard to do from the back lines, where most of the Saints football is played.  So to say that I am underwhelmed by your under par performance would be an understatement.

Feral Collingwood fans

I nearly fell off my chair when I read in the paper today that the Collingwood ferals were calling Nic Nat a tip rat.  UNBELIEVABLE!!!  May I suggest that Eddie gets down from his ivory tower, with his boys, and go and sit among the peasants, so that he knows what normal footy fans have to put up with.

We won't be able to afford NBN

I am not at all concerned that the National Broadband Network has almost ground to a standstill in South Australia, because from the scant information I have been able to access, the cheapest option will cost more than twice what we are paying now.  At present we are on a bundled plan which includes landline, mobile phone and wireless broadband.  Sure, we don't run a business or need super fast internet, but for $20 a month we can get unlimited access, which is fast enough for us, even in a communications black spot.  The cheapest price I have seen for NBN is $49.95 per month!!! Unaffordable and unwarranted for us.

This is why there is no God

I read in the paper that a family in Melbourne are suing because three years ago they witnessed a fatal plane crash during an airshow.  This made me mad, firstly because no-one forced them to watch this show and secondly, instead of saying "poor bugger me", I'm going to make some money out of this, they should be expressing some sympathy for the family and friends of the deceased.  I would like them to meet a family in my district who have just lost their second daughter to cancer.  Both died through no fault of their own or their families.  Both young women in their prime, both mothers of young children.  You always expect to outlive your children, so to lose two must be grief beyond comprehension.  So don't tell me there is a God and there is a reason for this, because logic tells me differently.  You only have to look at the number of arseholes that are taking up space on this earth to know that there is no good and benevolent deity of any creed or religion.