I received the following in an email, so cannot claim any credit for its content, but thought it was so clever and funny. This is the type of person we need running our country!!!!
Dear Ms Gillard,
Please find below some suggestions for fixing the Australian economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan......
You can call it the PATRIOTIC RETIREMENT PLAN
There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million each severance for early retirement, with the following stipulations:
1 They MUST retire
Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed
2 They MUST buy a new Australian made car
Ten million cars ordered - car industry problem fixed
3 They MUST either buy a house, or pay off their mortgages
Housing crisis fixed
4 They MUST send their kids/grandkids to school/university
Crime rate fixed
5 They MUST buy $100 worth of alcohol/tobacco each week
There is your money back in duty, taxes etc
Instead of stuffing around with the carbon emissions trading scheme that makes us pay for the major polluters, tell the greedy bastards to reduce their carbon emissions by 75% within 5 years or shut them down!
It can’t get any easier than that. If more money is needed just have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.
GRUMPIES OF THE WORLD UNITE
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