Those naughty Aussie cricket boys...............

Oh dear, so those naughty Aussie boys have been saying unkind things to the English cricket players! The words short term memory loss and thin skinned come to mind. Apparently, it is ok for James Anderson to sledge Michael Clarke when he comes to the crease, but if you say anything to Anderson when he comes out to bat, he goes running to the umpire. By the way, to be referred to as convicts is not an insult – we are eternally grateful. The only advice I can give the Aussie team is to go easy on the sledging and perfect the art of pitch pissing, because apparently that is fine English culture.