Would you vote for this man?

I have really tried to look at the substance and not at the man, but I just cannot bring myself to vote for a party led by a megalomaniac.  It is just so embarrassing that this country it led by someone so self obsessed that he posts "selfies" online with loo paper stuck to his face.  The next problem I have is that the alternative party is lead by someone whose smile never looks sincere.  The Greens and Independents are only there to make up the numbers, so what are we left with? SFA!